The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
A man who runs in front of a car gets tired, a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound? The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
What’s more unbelievable than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.