The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own set of scales.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
What do you get if you mix a cat with wool? Mittens
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
When I was in Japan I was asked by a woman on the train, "What's black and white and red all over?" "Wow" I replied. "You speak English?"She replied, "Just a riddle".
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, Let's make this interesting. So we stopped playing chess.
What's it called when kittens get stuck in a tree? A cat-astrophe.
My wife asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it into the ocean.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.'
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'