The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Why did the deer go to the dentist? It had buck teeth.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the hamburger name its baby? Patty.
What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight’s new armor? You’ve got mail
I found an old violin and a painting in the attic. The antique dealer said, "The good news is you've got a Stradivarius and a Picasso. The bad news is Stradivarius was a terrible painter and Picasso made crap violins."
What do you call a pair of nuts on the wall? Walnuts!I’ll see myself out
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”