The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
Did you hear the joke between the woodpecker and the owl? *knock knock* Hoo’s there?
I was watching a fighting scene and I told my dad “I couldn’t jump that high if my life depended on it!” And my dad replied “but what if a bowl of ice cream depended on it?”