The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Why did one lamb friendzone the other? She didn’t want to ruin their friendsheep.
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
My son asked me: "would you sell me for a million dollars?!?" I said "never in a million billion years!!"He asked "what about 2 million"I said "are you kidding me?!? In this economy? Sorry little man"
A snail started racing NASCAR and asked the racing board if he could use an S on his car instead of a number. "Why would you want to do that?" one of the board members asked. "So that when I speed around the track, the onlookers will shout, 'What the hell was in that acid, snails can't drive cars!"
How do you handle a fear of elevators? You take steps to avoid them.
Why were Dracula's pancakes so terrible? He got turned into bat-ter.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '