The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
"Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What kind of appointment lowers your self- esteem? Disappointment
what is the difference between a sad ghost and an angry cow? one boos sadly the other moos madly
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
Where do pancakes rise? In the yeast.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What does a writer have in common with a football player? Anxiety over a rough draft.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.