The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Two dogs are sitting in a bar. The first says, "wanna hear a joke?" The second dog says "sure!" The first dog says "knock knock." The second says... WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!!
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was,"is it better to use 'had' or 'had had' in this example sentence?" The teacher collected the tests and looked over their answers.James, while John had had 'had',had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.
Which cartoon character curses the most? The Road Runner
Why don’t astronauts need health cover? Because they are never under the weather.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Her: I'm leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour. Me: Wait. I can change.