The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
What's a robot's favorite snack?' 'Computer chips.'
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
I wish the “Price is Right” would partner with the Dollar Store. You are CORRECT again! ONE DOLLAR!
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”