The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I was out shoveling snow with my kid the other day... He kept whining about why I wasn't using the shovel.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why do vampires have no friends? They suck.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.