The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If the husband is the head of the family, then the wife is... The neck. Because she can turn the head anywhere.
Which state was Sarah Palin governor of again? "Alaska."No, don't worry, I'll ask her myself.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'