The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
It's easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
What did the argumentative frog say? Rebut!
Where do crabs and lobsters park their public transport vehicles? At the Bustacean
What sound does a witch's motorcycle make? BROOM, BROOOOOM!
Dad: I named you after my father. After my father: I know
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space!
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!