The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.
How many seconds are in a year? . January nd, February nd, March nd, April nd.... etc
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
Where do math teachers go on vacation?' 'Times Square.'
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.