The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
Why did the snowman buy a bag of carrots? He wanted to pick his nose.
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What's the difference between the winner of a body building competition and a coach potato? One has a trophy for muscles and the other has muscle atrophy.
What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-boo.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go moo.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!