The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
What award did the creator of the knock knock jokes win? The no-bell prize
Knock knock -Who's there?Eye makeup-Eye makeup who?Did you flush?
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”