The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
Did you hear about the road made of body parts? They call it the Organ Trail
One day a kid asks his dad to buy a drum set for him His father replies " Sorry mate, can't do that. You'll play it all the time and the sound will drive me crazy"The kid say "Don't worry dad, I won't disturb you. I'll only play it once you are asleep"
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.'
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What key is used to open bananas? A mon-key.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got all of them cut.
What genre are national anthems? Country.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!