The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he was cast in a movie about famous composers? "I'll be Bach."
Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
My son was watching me read “War and Peace”, and asked me, “Why is the book so thick?” I said, “Well, ..it’s a long story.”
A man asks the waiter : "Do you serve crabs here?" "Take a seat. We serve everybody."
Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.
What's a calendar's favorite treat? Dates!(My first time posting here, but I was snacking on dates and this came to my mind)
My girlfriend messaged me to say she’s breaking up with me because I’m too childish. So I marched over to her house, rang her door bell and ran away That’ll teach her
What's another word for a mattress? A loaf of bed.