The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why doesn't superman fight cyber crime? Because he's scared of krypto currency.
What did the magician with a speech impediment say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod.
What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
My girlfriend recently left me after we had an argument about What is Love Such a shame, too, she really Haddaway with words.