The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I'm going on ahead.
What do you call someone who loves reading? A book keeper.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.