The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one John say to the other John? What’s the matter? You look flushed.
Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony? The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.Who is the most popular woman?The one who can eat the last doughnut
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.'
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
You used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it's a $1. That's inflation for you.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.