The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Popcorn, ice, sand, water is my bucket list. What's yours?
2 nuns go for a bicycle ride around the Vatican. The first nun says "I've never come this way before." The second nun says "yeah, must be the cobblestones."
They should put more wine in a bottle.... So there's enough for 2 people.