The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A bull was sent to prison for violently running into a man and killing him Guilty as charged
I used to play air drums for Rush in my car until I lost a stick out the window. Now I can only play for Def Leopard.
Q: Why is it hard to understand volunteers? A: Because they make no cents.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Where do boats go when they're sick?' 'To the boat doc.'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!