The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
Crocodiles. He hate them. Ever since his father was killed by a crocodile, my cousin couldn't stand the sight of crocodiles. Whether its TV, in pictures or even stuffed animals.He can't even stand the crocodile on brand logos. He's just become very Lacost-intolerant.
What do you call a kebab prepared by a librarian? A shush-kebab
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.