The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Doctor: You have a disease that causes memory loss. Me: Is it contagious?Doctor: Is what contagious?
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles.