The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why were Dracula's pancakes so terrible? He got turned into bat-ter.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Doctor, everyone's ignoring me! "Sharon, please send in my next patient."
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
Where did the cat go after losing its tail? The retail store.