The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A tourist walks into a bar where a dog is sitting in a chair playing poker. He asks, “Is that dog there really playing poker?”The bartender replies, “Yeah, but he’s not too bright. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail.”
What happened to the cat after she swallowed a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
Wanna hear a joke about a parking ticket? No??FINE.
Superglue comes with a warning: "Caution - Instantly bonds skin." But a whole shipment got out with a misprint: "Caution - Instantly bonds kin." That's how I ended up marrying my first cousin.
Do you know the joke of little Jef in the bathroom? Me neither, the door was locked.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. That's my stepladder, he said. I never knew my real ladder.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Why should you muzzle a wounded sheep? To help stop the bleating
What happens when Darth Vader sneezes? George Lucas yells "Cut!"
Women are the foundation of our society But men are the ones who laid the foundation
Sometimes I like to think back to when my dad used to put me in tires and roll me down the hill ...those were the Goodyears.
Why do Dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!