The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. "That means a lot." The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”