The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What kind of magic do cows believe in? Moodoo!
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the dock.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.'
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.