The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank The rabbit says : I think I might be a type O.
Two high jumpers walked into a bar Two high jumpers walked into a bar.The third one won.
A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it's kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called "Radiator Springs." That’s like humans having a city called “Liver Pool.”
The Interactive Pirate Joke "What's a pirate's favorite letter? ArrrrWhat's a pirate's favorite color? ArrrrangeWhat's a pirate's favorite branch of the military?"at this point you pause and wait for your audience to say "the arrrmy""No, the Navy, dumbass"
I got fired from the sandpaper factory They said I was too abrasive
Do you want a box for leftovers? No, but I'll wrestle you for them.
What noises do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, cackle and pop.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'