The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
What kind of music scares balloons? Pop music.
My dad is see through and used to be a woman. He’s a transparent trans-parent.
If a bank gets robbed by ghosts, then it’s a Polterheist.
I hate that ATMs don't dispense coins. It just doesn't make cents.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…