The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Why don't birds were underpants? Because their peckers are on their faces.
The cross-eyed judge looked at the 3 defendants How do you plead? he asked the first man. Not guilty, said the second. I wasn’t talking to you, said the judge. I didn’t say a word, said the third.
I once told a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice. Looking back...It was a bad idea.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.