The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
How do you teach kids about taxes? Eat 38% of their ice cream.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
Does Freddie know how to play guitar? No, but Brian may
Why did Santa put his sleigh in reverse in mid-air? He wanted to back up to the cloud!
Our family surname is “Daniels” So rather hilariously we named our first child Jack. She hates it.
I thought I'd make a joke about fencing but then I saw the rule about "no ripostes"