The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A child who is critically ill is taken under the Make-A-Wish foundation Her first wish is to meet Captain America and Thor so Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth arrive at the hospital.After a long meeting session, the two of them ask her what her next wish is."I want to meet Iron Man now"
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
How do you spell "candy" with just two letters? C and Y.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Where do frogs deposit their money? In a river bank.
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything!
Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!