The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, “For my first wish, I’d like to be rich.” “Okay, Rich,” said the genie. “What would you like for your second wish?”
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
We also have a great collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
It takes guts to be an organ donor.'
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '