The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What do you do to save a lamb that's having a heart attack! Give it Sheep P R(Say it out loud....)
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.