The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.
What’s the fastest way to end an argument with a girl? Tell her to calm down. You’ll be dead but the argument will be over. Noticed I said “fastest” way, not “best”.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?' 'A little hoarse.'
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool? Radish.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.