The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".
A dog walks into the unemployment office.. "I need a job." He said, in perfect English.Surprised, the clerk says "I'm sure the circus would be very interested in you. Shall I contact them?""If you like." Replied the dog. "But why would the circus need an architect?"
Two security guards bumped into each-other while running through the hallway. It was the collision of the sentry.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!