The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
ahhh, the negotiator usa: knock knockIran: who's thereusa: door momIran: door mom whousa: I've come to bargain.
My pregnant wife asked me if I was worried the temperature would be too hot for the baby inside her... Putting her mind at ease I reassured her it’ll be womb temperature.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
If you’re up at night while the cows are asleep in the field that means it’s pasture bedtime.
Two cows walk into a barn "man i hate this farm", said the first one."mood", mooed the second cow.
The only weakness Superman has on the internet is.. krypto-currency
What do Donald Trump and Tony the Tiger share in common? Both are orange and both say They're Gr-r-reat!