The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Can February March? No, but April May!
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
Did you hear about the guy who wanted a brain transplant? They had to change his mind.