The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Lately, whenever I read a comic strip about Charlie Brown or Snoopy I break out in hives. I think I’m allergic to Peanuts.
Why didn't Barca fans eat anything this morning? Because they 8-2 much last night.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? "Supplies!"
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Guy: "WAITER!! Why did you bring me a wet plate!?" Waiter: "Thats the soup sir"
How do you get a squirrel to like you Act like a nut.
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out... ...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'