The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
a spider a snake and a kangaroo walked into a bar it was a normal day in australia
What did the color say to the other color? I love hue.
Three old friends, Joe, Bob, and Vick are sitting on a park bench. Joe says, "Windy ain't it?"Bob says, "Nah, it's Thursday."Vick says, "Yeah I'm thirsty. Let's go get a beer."
A teenage potato brings her boyfriend home to meet the parents. "So, what do you do for work?" asks the inquisitive father potato. “Oh, I work for a TV company as a sportscaster." The father potato is furious and tells the boyfriend to leave immediately. “Why did you do that daddy?!” shrieks the distraught daughter, eyes wide.The father shouts, “I’m not having *my* daughter hanging around with a commentator!"
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.