The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
Today I'm only celebrating my birthday for half a minute! I guess you could say it's my thirty-second birthday.
Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego(thought of this myself, it's better spoken)
Two Melons Fall In Love The guy says, “I love you so much, my sweet little honey dew. I don’t want to wait. Let’s run away to Vegas together.”The girl replies, “No, baby. I cantaloupe.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie on it.
What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented? There's been a ground breaking discovery...
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.