The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Mom said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
A biology teacher runs into a bank holding a flower. He says "Everybody on the ground, I have a pistil!"
There's a new game called "Silent Tennis." It's like regular Tennis, but without the racquet.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'