The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
Dad, can you put my shoes on?' 'No, I don't think they'll fit me.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
One crab to another crab I think I have lobsters
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
A salesman knocks on a door... A teenage boy answers the door wearing heels, panties, a bra and has makeup on. The salesman says, "um, are your parents home?The kid says," What the fuck do you think? "
Back in the civil war, gunshot wounds used to be the most gruesome, awful way to die. Now it's considered kid stuff.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.