The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Do you want me to tell you the joke about the butter? No, you might spread it!
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So we stopped playing chess.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
Not to be alarming but, BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse. "Knock Knock""Who's there?""John.""John who?"John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively
Why do electricians periodically call their parents just to bad mouth them? So they stay grounded.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!