The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!