The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
In my younger days, if I had to use the bathroom I could just hold it in. Nowadays, Depend's
Frank is in the locker room at a gym when his buddy Howard walks in.He begins to undress when suddenly Frank notices he's wearing a girdle. "How long you been wearing that thing?"Frank asks."Ever since my wife found them in the glovebox."Howard smugley replied.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
I know a lot of jokes about satellites, but they never seem to land.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.