The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
Fowl Play Where do orphaned chickens and turkeys end up?Foster Farms