The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Why's it called a lighter? A lighter is called a lighter because it gets lighter every time you use it
On my first day working at a bank an old lady walked in and asked if I could help her check her balance. I said, "Ma'am, are you sure?"She replied, "Yes if you don't mind."So I gave her a slight push and she tipped right over.
A man walks up to me and says.. .."Why are you making a fire around the pot of water you are in?"I say "Sorry, just trying to build my self a-steam."
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet? He reached ESCAPE VELOCITY
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.