The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
What do you call a computer file that likes children? A PDFFile
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.