The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
farmer: how many cows got out? **me:** seventeen**farmer:** round 'em up**me:** ok twenty
I put a slice of bread in the oven and forgot to set the timer. As soon as I could smell it burning I knew it was toast.
What would drive Tiger in the woods? A need for speed.
Why can't you tell dad jokes until you have kids? It's a faux pas.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library-it's got the most stories.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it to you later.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.